Today We Eat Cake - Funny Birthday Card
$6.90
Laugh in the face of another year with our "Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind" greeting card. This hilariously honest birthday card delivers the perfect blend of humor and relatability for anyone dreading the big day. Crafted from premium soft-touch cardstock with a specialty die cut, it arrives blank inside so you can add your own witty message. Each card includes a kraft envelope and comes individually packaged. Printed right here in the USA, it's the ideal way to roast a friend or loved one while keeping the birthday spirit alive.