I Miss You Even When I'm Not Horny - Funny Relationship Card

This cheeky greeting card brings humor to long-distance love with a witty message that celebrates genuine connection. Crafted from premium soft-touch cardstock, it arrives with a coordinating kraft envelope and blank interior for your personal note. Perfect for anniversaries, care packages, or just because moments with that special someone. Individually wrapped in cellophane and proudly printed in the USA—because sometimes the best relationships deserve a laugh.