Fuck Me Like the Government - Funny Romantic Card

This irreverent greeting card pairs a vintage romance-novel aesthetic with bold political humor for couples who appreciate witty, unapologetic banter. The cheeky headline delivers a playful jab at bureaucratic incompetence while doubling as a flirty invitation. Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock with a blank interior, it's ready for your own message. Includes a kraft envelope and arrives individually wrapped. Made in the USA.