{"product_id":"penisaurus-figure-candle","title":"Penisaurus Figure Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e🕯️ Penisaurus Candle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate creation, vitality, and prehistoric raw power all at once—this Penisaurus Candle is a bold 4-inch-tall, 3-ounce tribute to the absurd intersection of dinosaur dominance and unbridled masculine energy. Hand-poured in-house by the boss himself, each piece is a playful yet powerful nod to fertility, virility, creative drive, and whatever the hell a dinosaur penis represents (probably \"unstoppable\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it for fertility magic, passion workings, or to balance divine masculine energy with a healthy dose of humor on your altar. It also makes an absolutely unforgettable conversation piece for those who prefer their décor with a wink, a spark, and a prehistoric snarl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pour is unique, with color variations ranging from classic red and black to ivory, pink, or surprise blends. If you need a specific color for your working or collection, text the shop before ordering to check availability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 3 oz candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in-house by the boss himself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalf dinosaur, half penis (fully committed to the bit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors vary (black, red, white, pink, and more)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSymbolizes fertility, vitality, prehistoric power, and creative drive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight it with confidence, humor, and zero shame—because magic should always have a little fun in it, and sometimes that fun has scales and a tail. 🦖🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Madame Meerkat's Cabinet of Curiosities","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46949619073222,"sku":"AC17","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0497\/3461\/5198\/files\/IMG_3323.jpg?v=1787005760","url":"https:\/\/madamemeerkat.com\/products\/penisaurus-figure-candle","provider":"Madame Meerkat's Cabinet of Curiosities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}